Germany versus Brazil

[Mich the Tester]

If the final if Germany v Argentina, how will the brits decide who they hate less?

Dunno, speak for yourself. I don't hate either of them.

[d000hg]

Doh. So the pink one goes on the pink foot and the blue one goes on the blue foot?

I imagine one of the team staff paint their toenails the right colours. Probably they hire a "sports nail technician" alongside the dieticians, etc.

[darmstadt]

Public Humiliation

[rsingh]

From Twitter: If only the Germans had a word for taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others.

I believe it's called Küntenlaughter.

[SueEllen]

If the final if Germany v Argentina, how will the brits decide who they hate less?

If you are talking about hating the style of football then it's Germans. They tend not to play it with their hands.........

[darmstadt]

GEORGE: What is Holland?
JERRY: What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a country right next to Belgium.
GEORGE: No, that's the Netherlands.
JERRY: Holland is the Netherlands.
GEORGE: Then who are the Dutch?

[stek]

GEORGE: What is Holland?
JERRY: What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a country right next to Belgium.
GEORGE: No, that's the Netherlands.
JERRY: Holland is the Netherlands.
GEORGE: Then who are the Dutch?

Similar Russian one...

Tourist in street to Old Woman

Where were you born?

Petrograd

Where did you go to school?

Leningrad

Where do you live now?

St Petersburg

So you've lived in at least three different cities?

No, always the same one......

[Zippy]

Come on the Cloggies!

[Gittins Gal]

Come on the Cloggies!

I want Argentina. Gotta have a bit of olé in the final.

That said, this is going to pens. Yawn. Off to bed.

[rsingh]

Come on the Cloggies!

Please don't go to extra time and penalties. I really need an early(ish) night.