Business

[Emperor Dalek]

Looks to me like you have two options:

1. Fark off to some other board more to your liking.

2. Lead by example and start "talking business". Perhaps others might be more likely to respond in kind to serious talk rather than to pompous self-aggrandisement.

[Xena]

Xena works out of the North Midlands and is happy to travel up to 100 miles. Discreet, clean does O, A and DP. £150 for one hour, £250 for two.

Ah, so we've met before. Also, it's £300 to watch me and a friend perform.

[Xena]

Sorry, you Gorn are too beaucoup.

[MarillionFan]

Well Geoff. Basically Xena and a friend are up for it, otherwise theres not much here for you. I understand theres a very good Caravan forum around who will welcome you with open arms.

[TheMonkey]

As a director in a successful consultancy business, a long time contractor and longstanding frequent browser of the site (if not subscriber to the messageboards) I am surprised that it appears that no real business gets conducted on here.

Insightful comment ... £10
Irony .... £5
Computer to write the comment ... £900

Complaining about not doing business AND posting on the internet whilst not doing any real business ... priceless.