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Why pimps get my goat

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    Why pimps get my goat

    This one, by email last week:
    "If we haven't spoken for a while, I might not be sending you roles that are as well matched as they could be. So I can recommend the most suitable vacancies, please let me know:
    - are you looking for work?
    - have you interviewed recently? If so, where was it and how did you get on?
    - are you immediately available for work or on notice period?"

    Weellll, let me think on that one.

    And this one by txt 2 days' ago:
    "Hi Swamp, I hope you're well. It has been a while since we last spoke. Keen to catch up. Please give me a call on [number]."

    If you're that keen luv, why don't you actually call me??

    I don't use the pimps involved. I know the market is challenging, but come on.
    "My God, it's huge!!"

    #2
    God loves a trier!
    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Swamp Thing View Post
      This one, by email last week:
      "If we haven't spoken for a while, I might not be sending you roles that are as well matched as they could be. So I can recommend the most suitable vacancies, please let me know:
      - are you looking for work?
      - have you interviewed recently? If so, where was it and how did you get on?
      - are you immediately available for work or on notice period?"

      Weellll, let me think on that one.
      Correct response is

      "If we haven't spoken for a while, I might not be sending you CVs that are as well matched as they could be to available roles. So I can apply for the most suitable vacancies, please let me know:
      - do you have available roles?
      - have you had contractors interviewed recently? If so, where was it and who was the hiring manager?
      - what rate is the client willing to pay and what is your mark up?"

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        #4
        WHS ^^
        Awesome....
        latest-and-greatest solution (TM) kevpuk 2013

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Correct response is

          "If we haven't spoken for a while, I might not be sending you CVs that are as well matched as they could be to available roles. So I can apply for the most suitable vacancies, please let me know:
          - do you have available roles?
          - have you had contractors interviewed recently? If so, where was it and who was the hiring manager?
          - what rate is the client willing to pay and what is your mark up?"
          Nice. I'll try that for some Friday fun. It's only Haytes...
          "My God, it's huge!!"

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