Registering a trademark phrase

[amateur hour]

I want to register a trademark phrase. The cost of this seems to be around £500. Can anyone recommend somebody who provides this service?

[Paul Paranoia]

Do you want to register in the UK or internationally?

You could try www.castles-ip.co.uk/home.htm.

[amateur hour]

I have found that you can register your own trademark at the www.patent.gov.uk for £200 for UK rather than paying a shark to do it for you.

[Paul Paranoia]

Don't forget to have all your searches done first.
You don't want to end up with a large corporate chasing you for infringement.

[Moose]

The phrase "you can't polish a turd" would make an excellent strap line. It seems to crop up a lot when people ask you to 'enhance' existing code.