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    superb job

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    Dear jim

    We are currently searching for a JOB TITLE to work in CITY, COUNTRY for DURATION plus extensions. This is a fantastic contract opportunity for a large multi-national client.

    The ideal candidate must have the following skills: SHORT JOB DESCRIPTION.

    If you are interested in this role, please reply immediately and we will be happy to send you an in-depth job specification.

    Alternatively, if you have any colleagues who may be interested in this contract opportunity; please forward this email to them. If they are successfully placed at our client site, we will award you with £150.00 (220 Euros).

    MBA would like to apologise if this requirement does not match your profile.

    Thank you for your time and we hope to hear from you soon,

    Regards

    Louisa Sinfield
    Recruiting Team
    MBA, Michael Bailey Associates

    #2
    bright lot recruitment consulatants

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      #3
      Abject cockup on the mail merge front methinks...

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        #4
        Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
        Abject cockup on the mail merge front methinks...
        I blame the developer. Probably a contractor too.
        Cats are evil.

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          #5
          Originally posted by jim2406 View Post
          :-)


          Dear jim

          We are currently searching for a JOB TITLE to work in CITY, COUNTRY for DURATION plus extensions. This is a fantastic contract opportunity for a large multi-national client.

          The ideal candidate must have the following skills: SHORT JOB DESCRIPTION.

          If you are interested in this role, please reply immediately and we will be happy to send you an in-depth job specification.

          Alternatively, if you have any colleagues who may be interested in this contract opportunity; please forward this email to them. If they are successfully placed at our client site, we will award you with £150.00 (220 Euros).

          MBA would like to apologise if this requirement does not match your profile.

          Thank you for your time and we hope to hear from you soon,

          Regards

          Louisa Sinfield
          Recruiting Team
          MBA, Michael Bailey Associates


          did you apply?

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            #6
            i dont have enough experience in SHORT JOB DESCRIPTION )

            in all seriousness, i am currently out of contracting as plan B is working and thus has become plan A. that said i'm keeping an eye on things, as you never know what the future will bring.

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              #7
              Dear Louisa,

              I have been working as a JOB TITLE for the past 5 years, and with my wealth of expertise and flexibility I would be a suitable TITLE for any kind of JOB.

              I have recently received professional certification in SHORT JOB DESCRIPTION, with an additional module in LONG JOB DESCRIPTION. Any JOB you want DESCRIBING, I'm your man.

              I'm pleased to give you my exclusive permission to represent me in this role.

              Regards,

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                #8
                Scary !
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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