Job email of the day

[ribble]

I am looking for a data migration consultant for a 6 month (possible temp to perm) role in Central London (Waterloo). The role is to start immediately at a rate of £100 per day. Interviews are being held this week on Tuesday and Wednesday.

The data migration will be from Access to SSRS so experience in these are essential. If you are interested please apply IMMEDIATELY via this email or call xxxxx on xxxxx.

With regards

Are they taking the p***? - I could get paid more than that selling my poo.

[badger7579]

Are they taking the p***? - I could get paid more than that selling my poo.

Another corker...

[Torran]

I liked this one...

Computer People, recently voted Best Agency 2008 by Contract UK readers, have an exciting opportunity for a Project Manager with an extensive background within integration and Wealth Management, to work a 3 month contract based in Edinburgh for a large financial/banking client

[thelace]

Are they taking the p***? - I could get paid more than that selling my poo.

I've heard MP's will give you £380 for it

[ribble]

I've heard MP's will give you £380 for it

What data migration or purchasing my poo?

[thelace]

What data migration or purchasing my poo?

If you could "migrate the data" that's in the posession of the Telegraph, you could name your price my friend!

[Turion]

Q the jokers on here saying that £100/day is better than nothing. (even though the true rate for the job is much higher)