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Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert. -
sorry, i can't stop reading this over and over and laughing, i'm imagining it being said in the voice of an incredulous, furious judgeOriginally posted by BolshieBastard View PostYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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I'm obliged to my honourable friend for the amusing image he just planted in my head.Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Postsorry, i can't stop reading this over and over and laughing, i'm imagining it being said in the voice of an incredulous, furious judge+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I'll call then what I please thanks, be it role, job, contract or gig...haven't you got anything else better to moan about?Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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WSSOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostI'll call then what I please thanks, be it role, job, contract or gig...haven't you got anything else better to moan about?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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this is the only place I've heard poo referred to as "tulip".
We all know what we mean, so why the fuss?Comment
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I also use 'stint' for gigOriginally posted by BolshieBastard View PostHow many middle class tree hugging mongs on here use the term 'gig' as in 'I've got a new gig!'?
Pathetic. You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.
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i call them "johns"Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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