Some fake names to give to fishing pimps

[sli_gryn]

saw this on a tv show once where they managed to get it announced at an airport...

"Would a Mr Rist, Mr Terry Rist please pick up the white courtesy phone."

[Zippy]

Pik Enmicks - he may be hard to contact as he had to go back to South Africa.

[zara_backdog]

Worked for BUPA years ago and our chief medical advisor was called Dr Blackadder.

[zara_backdog]

Also, worked with Amina Contractor - people use to call up and ask to speak to A Contractor

[The Coal Man]

Worked with a bloke many moons ago, who named his son Omar.
Full name was Omar Baker.
Boney M fan or not, that's taking it too far !