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Previously on "Some fake names to give to fishing pimps"

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  • The Coal Man
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    Worked with a bloke many moons ago, who named his son Omar.
    Full name was Omar Baker.
    Boney M fan or not, that's taking it too far !

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  • zara_backdog
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    Also, worked with Amina Contractor - people use to call up and ask to speak to A Contractor

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  • zara_backdog
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    Worked for BUPA years ago and our chief medical advisor was called Dr Blackadder.

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  • Zippy
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    Pik Enmicks - he may be hard to contact as he had to go back to South Africa.

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  • sli_gryn
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    saw this on a tv show once where they managed to get it announced at an airport...

    "Would a Mr Rist, Mr Terry Rist please pick up the white courtesy phone."

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  • moorfield
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    When I once worked at the World's Local Bank I told a particularly annoying phishing agent that I worked for a chap called John Bond and gave him the number from the internal directory. Didn't hear from him again. Come to think of it, neither have I heard from the World's Local Bank again.

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  • Bear
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    I saw a racing horse named Mr Pointment - made me laugh

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  • BrianSnail
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    Fonda Cox (real name!)

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Peter (or Penelope) Ennis
    Miss Terri Que

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  • Drewster
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    Names

    Peter (or Penelope) Ennis

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by sparker View Post
    Well I had to jump in......Michael Hunt
    Jack Ory Middle name Anne

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  • sparker
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    Well I had to jump in......Michael Hunt

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  • lightng
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    Chris P. Bacon.

    This is a real name. I knew a kid at school called Christopher Peter Bacon.

    I also knew a bloke at my last place of work called Peter Parker. His job title? "Web Master". Strange but true.

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  • Another Dodgy Agent
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Dodge E. Agent - "Yeah, apparently he was conceived in a pickup truck or something..."

    Nice linky (I have a weakness for yank hot rods/V8 muscle cars)!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by smiff View Post
    "flip off you odious little fishing p***k"

    Err, not very good at this game, I'm afraid.

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