Some of you may have heard this one before, but it was a new one on me:
<answer phone>
"Hello, this is xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx from <name of wellknown recruitment firm>"
"Uh, huh"
"We are market researchers and have been tasked by a firm in <area not far away> to find out what kind of roles their industry are recruiting for at the moment. We were told that your firm has a vacancy for <list of skills we aren't recruiting for>."
"Errr, which firm did you say you are from?"
"<same name given again>. We do research and advise companies on these topics"
"Oh, because your name sounds just like a firm of recruitment agents I know"
"... err... well... you could call us recruitment agents as well, I guess, well ... actually, yes... we are recruitment agents"
"No, we can't help you, goodbye".
Outright lies from what I can tell.
<answer phone>
"Hello, this is xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx from <name of wellknown recruitment firm>"
"Uh, huh"
"We are market researchers and have been tasked by a firm in <area not far away> to find out what kind of roles their industry are recruiting for at the moment. We were told that your firm has a vacancy for <list of skills we aren't recruiting for>."
"Errr, which firm did you say you are from?"
"<same name given again>. We do research and advise companies on these topics"
"Oh, because your name sounds just like a firm of recruitment agents I know"
"... err... well... you could call us recruitment agents as well, I guess, well ... actually, yes... we are recruitment agents"
"No, we can't help you, goodbye".
Outright lies from what I can tell.

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