Newbie - Where do I start ?

[TheFaQQer]

See you had to spoil it. There was I, keeping off the thread, since everyone was saying all the right things, and then....

So, knightxxx, go away and learn all there is to know before you come here asking your stupid newbie questions!!!

Everyone happy now?

Pretty much, yes! I was amazed that no-one had written that kind of response. At least I didn't suggest that he PM you all his questions!