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    #31
    Developers started work about a month ago without a proper spec - the idea of "agile" was floated as an excuse for this lack of preparation.

    Today, the message finally got through to project management that the various pieces of the project do not align. There are fundamental misconceptions between the various sides that we are integrating on how they identify things, and at what level. What the person who failed to write the spec had assumed was going to be a simple first implementation has turned out to be a complete mess. Crawling through it all now on various calls, accross multiple language barriers to try and make sense of things that really needed to be made sense of about 2 months ago.

    If it had somehow gelled together without much thought I could actually see us making the delivery deadline. No chance now!
    Last edited by willendure; 3 September 2025, 10:32.

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      #32
      Got the serious pep talk from the PM today. Things we cannot afford to let slip. Says the man who let the whole thing slip for about 2 months landing us all in the this pile of tulip. Genius.

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        #33
        The funniest thing I've seen this year is a PM who off shored work to India to support a team in the UK. Doing daily video standups, helping with testing etc. Everything was going ok, until they found out the PM was actually the CEO of the company they were out sourcing to in India. He got fired and they stopped using his company.


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          #34
          Originally posted by krytonsheep View Post
          The funniest thing I've seen this year is a PM who off shored work to India to support a team in the UK. Doing daily video standups, helping with testing etc. Everything was going ok, until they found out the PM was actually the CEO of the company they were out sourcing to in India. He got fired and they stopped using his company.

          That is an outstanding lack of oversight from senior leadership.
          Make Mercia Great Again!

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            #35
            Originally posted by willendure View Post
            Got the serious pep talk from the PM today. Things we cannot afford to let slip. Says the man who let the whole thing slip for about 2 months landing us all in the this pile of tulip. Genius.
            I hope you argued the case that's the PM's responsibility, and he failed to get additional resources to recover the project slipage.
            Last edited by BlueSharp; 11 September 2025, 11:00.
            Make Mercia Great Again!

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              #36
              Originally posted by krytonsheep View Post
              The funniest thing I've seen this year is a PM who off shored work to India to support a team in the UK. Doing daily video standups, helping with testing etc. Everything was going ok, until they found out the PM was actually the CEO of the company they were out sourcing to in India. He got fired and they stopped using his company.
              This happened on a major Scottish Government project - Indian manager working in the project as some kind of PM used his contracting Ltd to bring in a load of them on T2 visas, all working through his company and he was taking a big cut too. He actually made millions out of it.

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                #37
                Originally posted by BlueSharp View Post

                I hope you argued the case that's the PM's responsibility, and he failed to get additional resources to recover the project slipage.
                I actually made my case 2 months ago because I could see where things were headed. This time around I just nodded and smiled - 4 weeks to go!

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                  #38
                  The penny is dropping that I was not talking out of my rear (for a change).

                  The business processes I warned them about being not fit for purpose are turning out to be, well not fit for purpose. Either way the team is delivering again, even if the business process is not working. But the work at risk was signed off, so arse is covered.

                  But in the great contractor scheme of things thats not my problem.

                  41 days to go.

                  Make Mercia Great Again!

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                    #39
                    I joined a project for a large US firm. The plan was to replace all of it's huge data silos with a huge data lake.

                    So far, so good.

                    They also wanted to add a frontend so that legacy SQL developers could write queries that would be transformed into Apache Spark jobs. The plan being retain business knowledge whilst allowing legacy devs to be productive on a distributed computing platform.

                    Not do good. Spark has a very different execution model to Oracle, Sybase etc. Simply porting legacy stored procs is a recipe for disaster however this wasn't a fatal flaw - with some training users could write efficient jobs even though such training negated one of primary benefits of the new ssystem.

                    The absulte killer was the front end required users to manually link the 'functions' they had written. Modify a function and every job that uses it has to be manually re-linked. A one line change to a function could literally require days of manual re-linking.

                    The thing is that the person that proposed the system was regarded as an untouchable super genius and he had the buy in of several influential managers.

                    I explained all of these issues in great detail, provided calculations that even automating the re-linking task involved traversing huge dependency graphs and would still be slow. I also proposed a package based dependency solution that would eliminate linking.

                    Of course I was ignored but I was also absolutely correct and the project was canned six months later at a cost of tens of millions. No one lost their job and the super genius responsible left for a better job soon after.

                    It taught me that after a point you have to stop caring and just take the money. I also got loads of cool trips to the US out of it so it was still a win for me.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by TheDude View Post
                      It taught me that after a point you have to stop caring and just take the money. I also got loads of cool trips to the US out of it so it was still a win for me.
                      Indeed. Sometimes you find yourself in these situations and its not your fault and there is nothing you can really do about it, and even trying to sort things out is just going to make your life miserable. Current contract, the hiring manager that interviewed me was hopeless and did not really give any indication of what I was really letting myself in for. Perhaps deliberately. So yeah - gimme the cash and I will see what comes up next! Worst case scenario it will be equally bad, so I've nothing to lose.

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