Zero work to do on contract (confused!)

[nomadd]

..it's locked-down tighter than a camel's arse in a sandstorm.

Sounds like you are still bitter over that contract you did in Saudi all those years ago..

..Hope you managed to sell the bucket to a local before you were deported.

[psychocandy]

Surely you would not inflict that on Mrs PC?

Mrs PC only works part-time. I never WFH if shes in the house because she does my chunk in :-)

[psychocandy]

Psychocandy has made a career out of this.

and cracking one off...