No langoustine required: BoJo is a cun...

[AtW]

[scooterscot]

You voted for him, what did you expect?

[AtW]

I didn't vote for that knut.

[Mordac]

I didn't vote for that knut.

You couldn't afford a bedsit above a kebab shop in Uxbridge. There's a DFS in South Ruislip though, and no shortage of squirrels. Barely a week goes by without some idiot crashing through someone's front garden wall, so you'd feel right at home.