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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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What were they thinking, putting that on Twatter?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by meridian View PostCan we just turn up every day, clock in, collect our pay and expenses, then go to the pub?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf you want to do that, you'll just need to get a peerage and pop along to the House of Lords (oh, and you can even have 40 winks there).“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Brilliant.
It was a joke right, they didn't actually post that on Twitter?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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