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They can retrain unemployed Brits.Originally posted by AtW View Post -
No need for vets, when the food shortages kick in we'll be eating all the sick animals. And some of the healthy ones, if they're tasty enough. Yum...Originally posted by AtW View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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You can retrain as a battery chicken.Originally posted by Mordac View PostNo need for vets, when the food shortages kick in we'll be eating all the sick animals. And some of the healthy ones, if they're tasty enough. Yum...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou can retrain as a battery chicken.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I'm not sure your plan would work. I see myself as more of a battery penguin. The exams are easier. Not to mention the orifice fits the battery more easily. Plus the evening wear is that bit more stylish. You stick with the chicken route if you prefer though...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou can retrain as a battery chicken.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Emperor penguin?Originally posted by Mordac View PostI'm not sure your plan would work. I see myself as more of a battery penguin. The exams are easier. Not to mention the orifice fits the battery more easily. Plus the evening wear is that bit more stylish. You stick with the chicken route if you prefer though...
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