The Neanderthals will take back control of Europe.
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Decolonization of Mauritius
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Damn Germans again....Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThe Neanderthals will take back control of Europe.
Neanderthals are named after one of the first sites where their fossils were discovered in the mid-19th century in the Neander Valley, just east of Düsseldorf, at the time in the Rhine Province of the Kingdom of Prussia (now in Northrhine-Westphalia, Germany).“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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As recent research has found out they were quite intelligent, so it can't be the brexiteersOriginally posted by BlasterBates View PostThe Neanderthals will take back control of Europe.Comment
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It has some great beachers but the poverty is awful. We could pump all the money in the world into it but it would still be a hotter version of Wales.Originally posted by Mordac View PostWhy don't we just invade the whole of Mauritius? That would solve the problem. Assuming our naval capability can handle such a task, that is...Comment
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Ah, like Cornwall.Originally posted by woohoo View PostIt has some great beachers but the poverty is awful. We could pump all the money in the world into it but it would still be a hotter version of Wales.Comment
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And the Spartans will win on penalties.Originally posted by Brussels Slumdog View PostThe Romans will take back control of europe and then the Greeks will take back control of Rome.
Sent from my SM-A320FL using Contractor UK Forum mobile appHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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