Honda to close UK factory

[shaunbhoy]

Which Uni did you go to again?

The University of Life.

HTH

[Zigenare]

Which Uni did you go to again?

Lympstone. Give it a go.

[DimPrawn]

Which Uni did you go to again?

[Old Greg]

The University of Life.

HTH

Don't be so modest. You should be proud of your New College Stamford’s Air and Defence Career College Certificate in Catering & Hospitality. Your mum has it framed on her bedside table.

[Batcher]

FTFY

Sorry, did I forget to say thanks to the English taxpayer for our free Uni, free prescriptions, free care for the elderly, free bus passes for over 60s, etc., again?

Thank you for your kind gifts. I don't know why you continue to hold onto us?

[original PM]

Sorry, did I forget to say thanks to the English taxpayer for our free Uni, free prescriptions, free care for the elderly, free bus passes for over 60s, etc., again?

Thank you for your kind gifts. I don't know why you continue to hold onto us?

It's like having a teenage daughter I guess.

Cost a lot of money but you know they cannot be trusted to go it alone...

[Zigenare]

Sorry, did I forget to say thanks to the English taxpayer for our free Uni, free prescriptions, free care for the elderly, free bus passes for over 60s, etc., again?

Thank you for your kind gifts. I don't know why you continue to hold onto us?

Because we can.

[Batcher]

Because we can.

Tick. Tock.

[Batcher]

It's like having a teenage daughter I guess.

Cost a lot of money but you know they cannot be trusted to go it alone...

As long as you keep the pocket money coming, they won't want to leave.

[DimPrawn]