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Stocked up on women and song. I reckon with these, the wine Will comeOriginally posted by AtW View PostStocked up on French wine...
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Stocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.Originally posted by BR14 View PostStocked up on women and song. I reckon with these, the wine Will come
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I have the Rock and Roll sorted. I expect the other two will be along in due course.Originally posted by WTFH View PostStocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.Comment
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Prepping for UB40 after BrexitOriginally posted by Yorkie62 View PostI have the Rock and Roll sorted. I expect the other two will be along in due course.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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For most of us it will. You will need alot more than that. You could pretend to be AtW however that is still punching well above your weight and still will only get a few desperates.Originally posted by WTFH View PostStocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.Comment
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Do you find lycra attracts women or repulses them?Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostFor most of us it will. You will need alot more than that. You could pretend to be AtW however that is still punching well above your weight and still will only get a few desperates.
Or does it just attract female lawyers?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If female lawyers all look like the one that man found guilty wrt the boating accident on the Thames currently has (can't remember his name)...I'll go with attracting female lawyersOriginally posted by WTFH View PostDo you find lycra attracts women or repulses them?
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Have you got a boat?Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostIf female lawyers all look like the one that man found guilty wrt the boating accident on the Thames currently has (can't remember his name)...I'll go with attracting female lawyersComment
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Stocked up on wine and women. I don't care if the women can't sing...Originally posted by WTFH View PostStocked up with wine and song. I reckon with these, the women will come.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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