EU to demand Brexit bill in the event of no deal

[Whorty]

Well that neatly explains your weapons-grade dullness.

Fook me, could you BE more dreary?

Meh .... I might be dull but at least I'm fookin loaded

You're just a poor, in both senses of the word, cretin

[Brussels Slumdog]

You walk out then all of your mates never speak to you again. The word gets around that you are a total plonker.Your partner leaves you as you now have a reputation as a miser and a loser.
You now have to leave town.
Do you really think that it will be business as usual if the UK defaults on it's debts?
Would you sign a contract with an agent who is known to not pay you for a signed timesheet?

Brussels to demand 39 billion in the event of no deal

If you're in a bar and you order a round of drinks then you should pay the bill when you leave.

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[shaunbhoy]

You walk out then all of your mates never speak to you again.

They are not our "mates". Our "mates" are in a different pub happily buying their rounds.

Here is a better analogy. You walk past the homeless beggar in the subway and give him a couple of quid. The next time you walk past you have no change so don't leave him anything.
The third time you head towards him he still smiles at you as he is hopeful you might grease his palm again.

HTH

[Whorty]

I make up analogies that are nothing like reality but they reflect the narrative I want to portray. It's all tosh, but hey, I'm a brexiter, everything I say is tosh.

Nurse. Nurse!! I've soiled myself again

HTH

Yep, it does help, and explains a lot

[shaunbhoy]

Yep, it does help, and explains a lot

You are still coming across as the last drumstick in the intellectual bargain bucket.

2/10

You must try harder.

[Whorty]

You are still coming across as the last drumstick in the intellectual bargain bucket.

2/10

You must try harder.

2/10 .... woo hoo, I'm improving

[stonehenge]

Crash out of the EU on 29/3.
Don't pay them a penny.
Then negotiate a trade deal with them.

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Eirikur]

They are not our "mates". Our "mates" are in a different pub happily buying their rounds.

Which pub, the common wealth pub? Consisting mainly of 3d world dictatorships? Well actually the Uk is starting to qualify for that title as well

[Zigenare]

Which pub, the common wealth pub? Consisting mainly of 3d world dictatorships? Well actually the Uk is starting to qualify for that title as well

When are you leaving the UK?

[Eirikur]

When are you leaving the UK?

And Ziggy the racist is back with nothing useful to say.