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    Tory Technology

    "Brought to you by the people who believe they can solve the Irish border issue with unspecified ‘technology’. "

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-45693143
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Unspecified technology for the NI border are fully automated gun turrets shooting anybody in sight who is not wearing a customs pass issued few miles away from the border - this way it won't be hard border, so all good.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Unspecified technology for the NI border are fully automated gun turrets shooting anybody in sight who is not wearing a customs pass issued few miles away from the border - this way it won't be hard border, so all good.

      HTH
      Just trip wires everywhere. And a wall. No one can leave or enter just like East Germany. With Corbyn at the helm that's where were going anyway.

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        #4
        Not sure what is unspecified.

        For example the new toll bridge where I am can tell when i go over it and it will charge me some money.

        Cannot see why similar technology cannot be used at border crossings.

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Not sure what is unspecified.

          For example the new toll bridge where I am can tell when i go over it and it will charge me some money.

          Cannot see why similar technology cannot be used at border crossings.
          Does this toll bridge tell you also how many illegal immigrants are in the boot of your car or how many tons of chlorinated chicken you have in the trailer?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Not sure what is unspecified.

            For example the new toll bridge where I am can tell when i go over it and it will charge me some money.

            Cannot see why similar technology cannot be used at border crossings.
            Feck me, you're a different class of stupid, aren't you.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Does this toll bridge tell you also how many illegal immigrants are in the boot of your car or how many tons of chlorinated chicken you have in the trailer?
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Feck me, you're a different class of stupid, aren't you.

              similar
              [sim-uh-ler]

              adjective
              having a likeness or resemblance, especially in a general way:


              identical
              [ahy-den-ti-kuhl, ih-den-]

              adjective
              similar or alike in every way:


              Does that clarify it for you?

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