Brits applying for German citizenship

[Old Greg]

Comparing like with like:

7'493 British people wanted to become German last year out of a total of 97'400 Brits living there. 7.7%
2'500 Romanians wanted to become British last year out of a total of 411'000 Romanians living there. 0.6%

What point were you trying to make?

That the Romanians are going to steal his job and his wife.

[sasguru]

What point were you trying to make?

I think the point he made is that he's an innumerate cretin.

[DimPrawn]

They're fleeing Swindon.

The UK needs to model itself on Swindon, which has low immigration.

You just need 98% of the population to be violent, inbred, chavs, and the immigration problem goes away.

[Old Greg]

The UK needs to model itself on Swindon, which has low immigration.

You just need 98% of the population to be violent, inbred, chavs, and the immigration problem goes away.

Have you found Theresa's white paper?

[DimPrawn]

Have you found Theresa's white paper?

I wiped my bum on it, sorry.