The doom and gloom vs reality

[Old Greg]

I will make that up invoicing for February 29th.

You thought to price in the hyperinflation. You surprise me sometimes.

[vetran]

You thought to price in the hyperinflation. You surprise me sometimes.

nah your mother is a big tipper!

[Old Greg]

nah your mother is a big tipper!

Only in GBP terms.

[original PM]

Back to reality .....

Carney: Brexit has cost households £900 - BBC News

Hope all those poorer households can afford £900 each

That is such a wank quote.

Has anyone here received a bill for £900?

Every household?

Based on what?

[Old Greg]

That is such a wank quote.

Has anyone here received a bill for £900?

Every household?

Based on what?

See if you can work this one out for yourself.

[original PM]

I do know this is probably costing me an extra fiver every 2 weeks.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrw.../#748a10085a3f

But nothing else I have seen is doing that.

[sasguru]

I do know this is probably costing me an extra fiver every 2 weeks.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrw.../#748a10085a3f

But nothing else I have seen is doing that.

Let's hope we get a hard Brexit. Overnight you'll become more intelligent, wealthier and better-looking and all your personal problems will cease.

[original PM]

Let's hope we get a hard Brexit. Overnight you'll become more intelligent, wealthier and better-looking and all your personal problems will cease.

Well as we are making things up - so will you.

[sasguru]

Well as we are making things up - so will you.

I'm not in the country any more so, sadly, will have to miss out on Brexit benefits
I wouldn't want you lot to be deprived of them though.

[original PM]

I'm not in the country any more so, sadly, will have to miss out on Brexit benefits
I wouldn't want you lot to be deprived of them though.

The main benefit is that we no longer are part of the European Parliament and all the crap that entails.

Obviously if you do not live or are not a citizen of the UK then you will get none of the benefits - although apparently the EU will be a futuristic utopia and so you will get so many benefits - none of which can be articulated at this time but hey why let the facts get in the way.