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Brexit Cookbook
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Foreign muck: Tory international trade minister labelled 'ignorant and bigoted' over mocking tweet about 'German fish and chips' | The IndependentOriginally posted by sal View PostFish&chips the pinnacle of the British cuisine...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Whereas the staple diet of the Bremoaner community is sour grapes washed down with pints of Bitter.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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It sustains us while we're cooking up your humble pie.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhereas the staple diet of the Bremoaner community is sour grapes washed down with pints of Bitter.

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Probably cost more than the average Brexiter earns in a yearOriginally posted by jamesbrown View PostAttire and sunny disposition of the average "remoaner".

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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But not more than sas earns in a year, because sas is the richest person on CUK, according to CretinWatcher (and sas).Originally posted by darmstadt View PostProbably cost more than the average Brexiter earns in a year
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