The Big Fat Positive Brexit Thread

[WTFH]

winners don't have to explain to losers

So, please explain, cause the EU won't.

[PurpleGorilla]

The law I am keen to see got rid of is the state aid laws.

British warships should be built out of British steel.

[PurpleGorilla]

The pund is crashing quicker than a woman only destruction derby. For non-doms like me Brexit presents a unique opportunity to beef up my BTL portfolio.

BTL landlords are locusts.

[scooterscot]

BTL landlords are locusts.

Not me. No Sir. I provide a high quality product will all the mod-cons expected by UK tenants. This modern day and age demands I'm pulling out all the stops to stand out from the crowd with a standard of living for an aspiring UK labour working class. Facilities include indoor plumbing, concrete flooring for easy cleaning and something called electricity. All this in a generous 40sqm basement apartment.

[PurpleGorilla]

Not me. No Sir. I provide a high quality product will all the mod-cons expected by UK tenants. This modern day and age demands I'm pulling out all the stops to stand out from the crowd with a standard of living for an aspiring UK labour working class. Facilities include indoor plumbing, concrete flooring for easy cleaning and something called electricity. All this in a generous 40sqm basement apartment.

Let me guess:

No pets
No children
No smoking (including vaping)
No sharers
No benefits
No Irish
No Blacks
No life

[Cirrus]

Well done Purp!

The law I am keen to see got rid of is the state aid laws. British warships should be built out of British steel.

Full marks for coming up with a tangible effect of Brexit. I think that makes you a thought leader on this channel just at this moment. Every other brexiteer seems to be gazing at their navels and dribbling.

A fundamental principle of the EU is a level playing field. This stops you using British steel purely on the grounds our useless steel industry would lose out and have to bus tons of locals down to the job centre.

However you know what we remainers are going to ask next: why do you think we lose on balance from this free market? Why do you think we couldn't have got as many compensating deals in the EU as we lost here in Blighty?

An obvious answer is the UK is crap compared to everywhere else, so we need protection from the harsh winds of competition. Now that might indeed be a valid point. It's not however one that was ever mentioned in all the vacuous claptrap thrown at the gullible public on the run up to the referendum. Do you think they worked that out for themselves -like you, Purp - or is there a teeny weeny risk they are still struggling to remember why they voted Leave?

[VectraMan]

The law I am keen to see got rid of is the state aid laws.

British warships should be built out of British steel.

This is why the loony left hate the EU as much as the loony right. You're going to be delighted when Corbyn takes power and nationalises everything.

[DimPrawn]

This is why the loony left hate the EU as much as the loony right. You're going to be delighted when Corbyn takes power and nationalises everything.

[original PM]

Ze laws will be obeyed...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...-cash-hand-out

[WTFH]

Massive positive: the UK economy is the worst performing in the EU. When we leave, we will no longer be the worst performing in the EU.