PAYE & Damages - Tax Free Payment

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Thank you. You may now call me Monica.

Saint Monica - it definitely has a ring to it

[Clare@InTouch]

In a freak incident at a little known accountants in a disused pottery in Stoke on Trent a number of insects were suddenly found to drop dead in some sort of mass suicide attempt. Experts are very confused but do recall the accountant saying "oh no not you again" shortly before he jumped in front of the 11:36 to Rugely.

Maybe we should stop encouraging him to get an accountant, otherwise we'll be partly responsible!

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

PodgyCo had a contract with PodgyContractor - which was breached! Actually I'm gonna call the employer helpline!

Excellent idea Podgy - following that conversation you are very likely to experience personal service from a tax inspector - don't forget all the soap advice

[SimonMac]

PodgyCo had a contract with PodgyContractor - which was breached! Actually I'm gonna call the employer helpline!

So are you now admitting that "the consultant" is in fact you?!

If that's the case you cannot award yourself a settlement, as in effect you will be in breach of contract with yourself as you will not be an employee of PodgyCo you will be a director, end off, case closed, other definitive metaphor