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aggressive letters from HMRC hurt my feeligns

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    #11
    Has everyone had a sense of humour failure today???

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      #12
      can I write them a threatening letter back?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
        Part and parcel of doing business old chap. Next time you have to post something to HMRC bang one out and seal the envelope with the remnants. That'll make you feel better.


        Or wait till you got a really bad cold and seal it with your runny nose.

        I know someone (wonder who that is) who alway puts "your ref:KMIT" on their letters.
        It stands for "kish mir in tuchas" which means "Kiss my ass" in Yiddish.
        Last edited by SantaClaus; 2 December 2008, 15:25.
        'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
        Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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          #14
          Of course you can - just do a find and replace on '<your name>' and 'HMRC' on their letter and send it back.

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            #15
            the same attitude is had on letters informing you that you've parked somewhere you shouldn't have at a time you shouldn't have

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              #16
              Originally posted by spoons View Post
              Has everyone had a sense of humour failure today???
              I can't vouch for everyone, but I have lost my sense of humour today.
              If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                #17
                Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
                I gained a few grey hairs and stress just by working for my client. I don't think I will be suing them for that.
                can one sue an ex-wife for grey hairs, stress, lost years

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by diesel View Post
                  can one sue an ex-wife for grey hairs, stress, lost years
                  Don't stop there. Sue your kid... but there again, I don't discriminate against girls names... your kid could be called Janet.
                  If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by diesel View Post
                    can one sue an ex-wife for grey hairs, stress, lost years
                    It would be cheaper and a damn site more satisfying to shoot her!

                    (I in no way advocate the above behaviour and it wasn't me your honor!)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by diesel View Post
                      can one sue an ex-wife for grey hairs, stress, lost years
                      maybe if you've suddenly discovered you're a lessie

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