Wedding gifts from Company

[basshead]

I 2nd that. What a fecking d1ck. Are you using your company as part of work or trying to feck around. Your like the other guy who wants to put a skip through expenses to throw a few bits of paper out. Come on stop wasting our time. Just think is this sensible or not. buying a present for yourself isn't. D1CK.

I'm going to get myself a gold plated knob and put it through the company...Then when the tax man (or preferably woman) comes knocking I'll undo my flies, pull down my trousers and pants and reveal my golden dinkle and shout 'WHO WANTS TO EXAMINE BY BENEFIT IN KIND!!' and I'm sure that'll go down a treat.