No water at client's site?

[MrMarkyMark]

Did you know you can take a dump without needing water?

Every seasoned contractor should carry a trowel in their bag, for that very purpose.

[SlipTheJab]

Do contractors sh!t in the woods?

[MrMarkyMark]

Do contractors sh!t in the woods?

Only if there are no bears about

[LondonManc]

From a payment point of view, you can bill only for the work you've done.

If the working environment is unsafe, client can send you offsite as there is no work available.

Keep your head down and let the permies raise the issues. No point having a dog and barking yourself.

[AJ1982]

Can NLUK please be unbanned to enable him to reply to this.

[Mincepie]

If you need a pony go to the pub otherwise keep invoicing and pee in the plant pots

[SlipTheJab]

Only if there are no bears about

Or Popes

[northernladuk]

Can NLUK please be unbanned to enable him to reply to this.

That's a bit mean! You are tempting me get myself another ban 15 minutes after the last one expired??

It's tempting though.... This, Cirrus and Relaxed all got questionable post up it's highly possible I could be given extended leave yet

[MrMarkyMark]

It's tempting though.... This, Cirrus and Relaxed all got questionable post up it's highly possible I could be given extended leave yet

[SlipTheJab]

That's a bit mean! You are tempting me get myself another ban 15 minutes after the last one expired??

It's tempting though.... This, Cirrus and Relaxed all got questionable post up it's highly possible I could be given extended leave yet

Paging PC...