Contractor ending a contract early

[psychocandy]

OK - I'll work 5-7 every day. Send the paperwork through.

Ah I didnt tell you the hours or provide the job description though did I?

Now what can I get you to do for 2 hours every day?

[psychocandy]

I normally just whip my knob out and lay it on my desk.

Provided there's someone in the office with excellent vision I'm out the door in minutes.

Now joking aside has anyone EVER managed to basically act like a dick and get client to terminate them as they wished?

[northernladuk]

Ah I didnt tell you the hours or provide the job description though did I?

Now what can I get you to do for 2 hours every day?

Yawn.......

[CloudWalker]

If you want to leave Immediately, gross misconduct is a goodun
Punch out a PM !