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Old 9th November 2005, 16:29   #31
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Ere Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?
because their not doing it right! bit a blow - bit of suck - then a bit of ****.
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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

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Old 9th November 2005, 16:59   #32
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Sir yes Sir..................but how are we ever going to get this thread past 1000 posts if we are not allowed to speak without being asked?

Has anybody got any ideas on that one.

BTW if I agree with whoever it was can I **** your sister and your momma too?
I'm asking the fcuking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
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Old 9th November 2005, 20:28   #33
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Ere Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?

Ewww... careful LG.... Zeitghost has big, sharp, pointy teeth....

Don't go 'experimenting' now..... it'll end in tears.
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Old 9th November 2005, 22:58   #34
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<Ere Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?>

I fear that this piece of essential information has yet to reach Beta Centauri...
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Old 10th November 2005, 08:07   #35
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post 35.......yawn........ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ .........
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Old 10th November 2005, 08:27   #36
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it's not happening is it, not enough interest.
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Old 10th November 2005, 08:29   #37
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I'll join in if it's any help ?
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Old 10th November 2005, 13:47   #38
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I'll join in if it's any help ?
yup we need as many posts as possible please on this thread.
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Old 10th November 2005, 13:52   #39
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OK then.

Can't think of much to add really

except that IMHO All moderators are bummers...

And gay ones at that !
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