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Michael Jackson Joke Thread
You know there's gonna be a million of them doing the rounds.
Post your best ones here - worst so far (By a long margin)
When Farrah Fawsett arrived at heaven & god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Micheal Jackson.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul
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Evil Hangover is starting on the path of righteousness
After Michael Jackson's death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate. In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn't really matter if he's black or white
Whats the difference between jacko and disney films?
Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.
Michael are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Michael?
Lurker not a fighter
YNWA is starting on the path of righteousness
Ticketmaster have said that anyone wanting refunds can beat it.
I have tickets for sale for the Jackson 4
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snaw is starting on the path of righteousness
Michael Jackson's had to cancel all of his upcoming dates. They were Daniel aged 9 and Peter aged 7
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul
Fingers like lightning
tino is starting on the path of righteousness
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.......
Fergie will still be playing Giggs come August
Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"
Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
HTH
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wobbegong is starting on the path of righteousness
God bless America; the only country in the world where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.
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gingerjedi has got skills
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
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Fingers like lightning
portseven is starting on the path of righteousness
Reports that he didn't die of a Heart Attack, it was a stroke in the kids ward
Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!
More fingers than teeth
voodooflux is starting on the path of righteousness
The exact cause of death is the subject of some debate. So far they've ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times, but may have to blame it on the boogie.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
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techno is starting on the path of righteousness
Hey, did you hear that M Jackson died after choking on some 12 year old nuts?
Nah, actually it was a heart attack...............when he found out that £2000 for a 10 year old was actually a car scrappage scheme.
After all his plastic surgery they are going to melt him down to toy soldiers and let the kids play with him for a change
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