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Old 26th June 2009, 07:45   #1
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You know there's gonna be a million of them doing the rounds.

Post your best ones here - worst so far (By a long margin)

When Farrah Fawsett arrived at heaven & god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Micheal Jackson.
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After Michael Jackson's death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate. In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn't really matter if he's black or white

Whats the difference between jacko and disney films?
Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.


Michael are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Michael?
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Ticketmaster have said that anyone wanting refunds can beat it.

I have tickets for sale for the Jackson 4
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Michael Jackson's had to cancel all of his upcoming dates. They were Daniel aged 9 and Peter aged 7
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What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.......


Fergie will still be playing Giggs come August
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God bless America; the only country in the world where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.
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Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
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Reports that he didn't die of a Heart Attack, it was a stroke in the kids ward
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The exact cause of death is the subject of some debate. So far they've ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times, but may have to blame it on the boogie.
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Hey, did you hear that M Jackson died after choking on some 12 year old nuts?



Nah, actually it was a heart attack...............when he found out that £2000 for a 10 year old was actually a car scrappage scheme.



After all his plastic surgery they are going to melt him down to toy soldiers and let the kids play with him for a change
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