Happy Monday!!!

[RichardCranium]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!

And are we all planning to have a lovely week this week?

Got anything special planned? Any new software releases going out? Fixing the world? Making our society a better place, one patch at a time? Pissing in the permies' coffee pot? Starting a new contract? Secretly having an affair with the office hotty and desperate to reveal all to us? Got a brand new tape-autochanger to play with? Having some time off with the sprogs? Or just deliriously happy to be at ClientCo and raking in the lolly while chomping subsidised breakfast comestibles?

Edit: or even cheering yourself up by giving negative reputation to Happy Monday threads? That's no way to make the world A Better Place, is it? Now go and make the team a nice hot brew, have a bacon sarnie, and look forward to another week of progress, productivity, positive thinking and popping to the plop-pods for a spot of palm-polishing with your pink pogo and charging it to ClientCo.
Or shall I start telling you about my dressing gown?

[SupremeSpod]

I'm not looking forward to turning down an extension and telling my current client that I'm leaving in two weeks.

Oh well.

Still, new contract starts 1st November

[mudskipper]

Good morning RC. Why are you up so early?

I have a secret mission for today. I would tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you.

I am very achy though - went wall climbing with colleague from clientCo yesterday. I fear I am too old for such nonsense. Fortunately my secret mission does not involve star jumps.

[RichardCranium]

I'm not looking forward to turning down an extension and telling my current client that I'm leaving in two weeks.

Boo!

Still, new contract starts 1st November

Hurrah!

Good morning RC. Why are you up so early?

Her Ladyship (self employed) works best in the mornings so gets up at 6 and starts work. And part of the Life Deal is that I make the tea on weekdays, so I have to get up at 6 too. Which also gives me a head start on the agents.

I have a secret mission for today. I would tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you.

That's alright. We all already know about that; Danielle picked it up on the short wave. Just remember to stay out of reach, otherwise she'll use YOU for lunch. And this time put the talc on BEFORE the rubber pants.

[FiveTimes]

What does this week hold for me ?
Well a successful grading later this week
researching a trip to Vegas
getting some quotes for fitted wardrobes

[DS23]

lurcher type whine.

[Cliphead]

New software launch.

[norrahe]

Hopefully securing a gig to move onto after this one.

[d000hg]

Working on a plan B project while waiting for client to get a new project together.

RC are you canned already, or are you still working notice?

[alreadypacked]

Turned down extension, contract finishes in 4 weeks

Taking a year off

Well thats the plan, and this is not the first time this has been the plan