Curry aftermath

[supremepods]

In the "old days" someone - I cant remember who - started a thread just to let everyone know that he (or she even) had just had a huge tulip courtest of a rather hot curry eaten the night before.

Well would you believe it, I now find myself in the same situation? I had a lower intestinal outrage that really shocked me - and probably anyone else unlucky enough to happen on the toilets while I was "incARSErated". I literally died a hundred painfull deaths during the 15 mins or so it took to purge the aforementioned Chicken Vindaloo from my system. My ringpiece is literally in tatters.

Just thought I'd share that with you all.

[The Late, Great JC]

My ringpiece is literally in tatters.

A late party at Michael Barrymore's place, eh?

[WageSlave]

Really is the 'ring of fire'

[The Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by WageSlave

Really is the 'ring of fire'

Curry house I used to go to had a curry on the menu called
"The Johnny Cash Curry"
Terrific sense of humour I thought.

[insight14]

Originally Posted by WageSlave

Really is the 'ring of fire'

We have a euphemism around on the office on this very topic. "Its like the start of Bonanza..."

Lesson - its neither big nor clever to drink all afternoon, go to a Balham curry house and order the hottest thing on the menu with two jalepenos naans on the side

[Lucifer Box]

The experienced practitioner always makes sure to put the toilet roll in the freezer before leaving for an evening's festivities.

[The Late, Great JC]

Try drinking plenty of milk afterwards - it lessons the old "Sphincter Sting"...

[hyperD]

Lassi enema - reduces the afterglow. Add a couple of carroway seeds in to make it all smell nice.

[OwlHoot]

Originally Posted by supremepods

I literally died a hundred painfull deaths during the 15 mins or so it took to purge the aforementioned Chicken Vindaloo from my system. My ringpiece is literally in tatters.

Must have sounded like the Charge of the Light Brigade, cannons and all!

I know this has been asked two or three times before, but what's the strongest curry again? I know there's one stronger than vindaloo, dahl maybe?

[The Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by OwlHoot

Must have sounded like the Charge of the Light Brigade, cannons and all!

I know this has been asked two or three times before, but what's the strongest curry again? I know there's one stronger than vindaloo, dahl maybe?

Its Phall, but it is a made up thing for the English market, not of Indian origin realy.