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    #21
    Ringpiece update

    Natural yoghurt my arse ! ....gedit ?

    No, a rather uncomfortable drive home was followed by an inspection ( that I'd rather not go into too much detail on ) that proved there was only collatteral damage.

    There was some ointment applied - again the fewer details the better - after which I collapsed into a coma. I seem to be back to normal, though I'm "working" from home today just in case.

    Thanks for all your concern.

    BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !

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      #22
      Originally posted by supremepods
      BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !
      No pain, no gain.

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        #23
        I plan a return to the scene of the crime tomorrow night. My first curry since those disasterous events of a few weeks ago.

        Should I risk a ring-burner or should I go for a more subtle number.

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          #24
          Originally posted by supremepods
          I plan a return to the scene of the crime tomorrow night. My first curry since those disasterous events of a few weeks ago.

          Should I risk a ring-burner or should I go for a more subtle number.

          well why the hell not, your ring piece may have got used to it by now!
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #25
            Try a Chicken Droopyarseole or a lamb cocksarker

            never fails
            I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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              #26
              Originally posted by Clownio
              Try a Chicken Droopyarseole or a lamb cocksarker

              never fails
              try a hamster-duct-tape does the old ring piece wounders!
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #27
                Originally posted by supremepods

                BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !

                I think you will find it's Bonjella that does the trick!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by steve'O
                  I think you will find it's Bonjella that does the trick!
                  but you loose that sense of "feeling" as it slips out in a torrent not dissimilar to Niagara falls.
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #29
                    Mr N5 - That is exactly what I'm trying to avoid, as I suffered a catastophic "bowel meltdown" after my previous visit.

                    A "Torrent" would accurately desribe of the amount and the volume was not dissimilar to that passing over Niagra in any one year.

                    Do you get the picture ?

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                      #30
                      Vindaloo is an Indian bastardisation of a Portuguese dish anyway.

                      Lebanese food. Owww!
                      Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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