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Old 26th November 2008, 13:09   #11
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if Bob cant help I will give you a rundown

Great. I promise never to reveal how the trick is done.
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Old 26th November 2008, 13:10   #12
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Great. I promise never to reveal how the trick is done.
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Old 26th November 2008, 17:49   #15
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Are you available for kid's parties? Is this your Plan B?
I can't stand kids, and the idea of blowing up toy balloons and making poodles and giraffes, and showing them the Chinese Linking Rings terrifies me.

As for Plan B, who knows.

I need a lot more practice first, and to develop my patter and assume some stage name, like "The Great Mysterioso" or something.

Gah..that's not me.

I prefer the Penn and Teller style of shock magic, mixed with a little Derren Brown mentalism.

You don't get repeat bookings pulling rabbits out of hats and doing tame routines with silk handkerchiefs.

You will get repeat bookings sawing your own arm off, stabbing your eyeballs, spraying gore everywehere and shocking an audience.
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