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Old 27th October 2008, 15:35   #1
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Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet
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Old 27th October 2008, 15:40   #2
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Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet

surely that should be Jeanny Frenchman?
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Old 27th October 2008, 15:47   #3
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He had been feeling pretty flush with his new phone, though in fact it was a crap model.

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Old 27th October 2008, 15:51   #4
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if he let go of his phone he would have been able to slip his arm out
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Old 27th October 2008, 15:52   #5
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He would have given his right arm to have that phone again, though he did think it was just taking the piss.
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Old 27th October 2008, 15:55   #6
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hello!!!! I'm On The Train Having A Dump, Yeah It's Crap
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Old 27th October 2008, 15:57   #7
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I wonder, did the loo smell better before or after having a Frenchmans arm down it?
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Old 27th October 2008, 16:11   #8
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Lucky the train didn't stop at Waterloo.
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