Oh Dear, what can the matter be ...

[swamp]

Lucky the train didn't stop at Waterloo.

[PRC1964]

I wonder, did the loo smell better before or after having a Frenchmans arm down it?

[Spacecadet]

hello!!!! I'm On The Train Having A Dump, Yeah It's Crap

[swamp]

He would have given his right arm to have that phone again, though he did think it was just taking the piss.

[Spacecadet]

if he let go of his phone he would have been able to slip his arm out

[swamp]

He had been feeling pretty flush with his new phone, though in fact it was a crap model.

(Jokes round here are going down the pan.)





IGMC

[KathyWoolfe]

Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet

surely that should be Jeanny Frenchman?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Johnny Frenchman get his arm stuck in the lavatory

BBC: Man's arm trapped in train toilet