Contract Cancelled

[HairyArsedBloke]

I made sure at interview that the tea machine was on free vend, my primary pointer on whether I like a contract or not.

Tea, Toilets and Totty; if all of them look good then it’ll probably an OK gig. When one or more begin to look a bit dodgy then you’ll know it’s going to be trouble.

[Old Greg]

Tea, Toilets and Totty; if all of them look good then it’ll probably an OK gig. When one or more begin to look a bit dodgy then you’ll know it’s going to be trouble.

... or that you've just been to the toilet.

At my last gig, they had notices in the toilets saying 'Please leave this cubicle in the state you would wish to find it'. I had a little game with myself - each time I went to the toilet, I had to imagine a worse state which someone might wish to find the cubicle in (and would therefore leave it in, as instructed).

[Spacecadet]

With Friday's happy result I booked myself in for a Swedish massage in the morning... got to start stress free you know. Contractor preparation & survival - I could write a book.

powder or lotion?

[Diver]

If it helps I think the market has turned around since last month, August was asleep.

In this month alone I've had 3 interviews and 2 very good offers. The phone is going everyday now.

With Friday's happy result I booked myself in for a Swedish massage in the morning... got to start stress free you know. Contractor preparation & survival - I could write a book.

I thought you were!

Most of the public toilet walls around here contain parts of the storyline

[Old Greg]

I thought you were!

Most of the public toilet walls around here contain parts of the storyline

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?

[Diver]

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?

My real job is Lavatory attendant

I feel right at home here on CUK

[Old Greg]

My real job is toilet trader

I feel right at home here on CUK

[Diver]

It's a bum rap guvner

[Old Greg]

It's a bum rap guvner

You'll go down for this. Now back to your Glory Hole.

[Diver]

You'll go down for this. Now back to your Glory Hole.

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?