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View Poll Results: Who's tops in the troll poll?
Troll (but is he really?) 3 23.08%
Contractor79 4 30.77%
AndyW (the orginal and best?) 6 46.15%
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Old 30th August 2008, 15:42   #1
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Who's the lamest troll to grace these forums?

[edit] Damn - didn't add an option for Likely
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Old 30th August 2008, 16:25   #2
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I'd have voted for Wilmslow personally.
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Old 30th August 2008, 16:30   #3
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I'd have voted for Wilmslow personally.
Yes, but Wilmslow is more of a comedic sideshow rather than a troll per-se.
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Old 30th August 2008, 16:34   #4
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Who's the lamest troll to grace these forums?
I thought it was DimPrawn. Every f--kin' day he's set-up another mind-destroyingly dull poll... a bit like this one.
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Old 30th August 2008, 16:58   #5
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I thought it was DimPrawn. Every f--kin' day he's set-up another mind-destroyingly dull poll... a bit like this one.
Hey, excuse me! Nobody's done a 'poll of trolls' before!

I thought it was quite original, actually.

Still, I see your point.

It baffles me too, how DimPrawn has amassed such a vast personal fortune when all he seems to do is spent every hour, of every single day, for the last five years or so, posting the most banal crap on CUK.

I'm baffled
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Old 30th August 2008, 18:50   #6
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Was it something I said?
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Old 30th August 2008, 18:57   #7
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Hey, excuse me! Nobody's done a 'poll of trolls' before!

I thought it was quite original, actually.

Still, I see your point.

It baffles me too, how DimPrawn has amassed such a vast personal fortune when all he seems to do is spent every hour, of every single day, for the last five years or so, posting the most banal crap on CUK.

I'm baffled
If I read the Daily Mail will I amass a vast personal fortune?

Or maybe I should just pretend I have one?
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Old 30th August 2008, 19:46   #8
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If I read the Daily Mail will I amass a vast personal fortune?

Or maybe I should just pretend I have one?
Maybe, however I read the FT; so I don't have any money at all.
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Maybe, however I read the FT; so I don't have any money at all.
Not as far as our friends at HMRC are concerned anyway.
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Shouldn't it be "Who's bottom" rather than "Who's top"?

The purpose of a troll is to express the foulest depths of human nature - they are the Internet equivalent of people who smear their own faeces over the walls of communal lavatories. They'd never do it if they thought they might be caught and shamed in front of the rest of the world, but a few moments of anonymity is all they need to pretend they're big and clever and can ruin things for others, without ever having to pay the price for their desperate attempts to convince themselves that they do count, after all.

On that basis, I'd vote for Troll as being the most needy and pathetic human-waste-smearer on CUK.
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