Windows Vista - Brilliant!

[Diver]

Ativirus/Antispyware causes freezing
MsMessenger Causes Freezing
Programs updating in background Cause freezing
All of the above cause slow uploads
cant find anything in the operating system coz Bill's henchmen have moved or fecking renamed them.
Can't run my older progs coz Bill's henchmen have removed or fecking renamed the files they need to run.
Cant run the new programs I bought to replace the old ones at full spec coz then they want to autocheck for updates and that causes freezing.
had to fork out 35 bucks for windows live one care coz thats the only security that you can buy that doesn't cause freezing.

Fecking Vista: what would we do without it

[alreadypacked]

Can't run my older progs coz Bill's henchmen have removed or fecking renamed the files they need to run.
Cant run the new programs I bought to replace the old ones at full spec coz then they want to autocheck for updates and that causes freezing.
had to fork out 35 bucks for windows live one care coz thats the only security that you can buy that doesn't cause freezing.

Fecking Vista: what would we do without it

Have you had to buy new printer, scanner etc. No vista drivers for old stuff!!!

[Diver]

Have you had to buy new printer, scanner etc. No vista drivers for old stuff!!!

New webcam
new HP all in one

Webcam is a microsoft lifecam, Vista compatable that I had to download patch to run

Maybe in 3 years time everything will be realy compatable. and Bill will bring out a new OS to feck us all up again!

[DimPrawn]

Linux is what you want.

Everyone is using Linux, every household, every business. It is soooo good, never locks, crashes or requires driver updates, nor patches or recompiles.

Linux.

[Diver]

Linux is what you want.

Everyone is using Linux, every household, every business. It is soooo good, never locks, crashes or requires driver updates, nor patches or recompiles.

Linux.

I thought that was the name of a bar of soap?

[BoredBloke]

"Linux is what you want. "

Along with an anorak and a beard

[wizard1974uk]

"Linux is what you want. "

Along with an anorak and a beard

Oh wow listen to the stereotypical comment, suggest you get out of the nineties.

[Diver]

Oh wow listen to the stereotypical comment, suggest you get out of the nineties.

When exactly did Linux hit the streets and it's still in the realm of the G fraternity

[timh]

Wizard is right, you know. They dropped the beard requirement in 2001 for under-30's, in order to try to increase uptake! Those without beards must wear penguin t-shirts at least two (consecutive) days a week, however.

[Cowboy Bob]

DP is trolling, he always puts in a comment like that when someone complains about his favourite OS. He's probably typing one handed just thinking about Vista...