My crackpot invention

[SoupDragon]

You can't patent just any software - it has to embody a novel idea... it's controversial too, a lot of people are against it.

Nevertheless, I've never heard of UKIPO, I'll look it up.

Yeah Miranda - hopeless on it's own but it supplied an important concept

[Bluebird]

UKIPO

It's the old Patent Office that deals with Patents, Trademarks, Designs & Copyright.

[Penfold]

Miranda!

(Runs screaming to the hills.)

Invented by a guy at Kent University who looked like Penfold from Dangermouse.

[SoupDragon]

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