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Like that's going to happen! Mudskipper blew you out and you're cosying up to me? I'm no-one's second best! -
That's only cos she's holding on tightly to those "special" beads...Originally posted by Churchill View PostLike that's going to happen! Mudskipper blew you out and you're cosying up to me? I'm no-one's second best!
I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Just seen that Yateley isn't on your way, so I'll come down in my own Panzerwagen...I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Blackwater's on his way home though.Originally posted by Scruff View PostJust seen that Yateley isn't on your way, so I'll come down in my own Panzerwagen...
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You'll be quite safe, I'm not allowed to fancy older birds.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBlackwater's on his way home though.
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Nowt wrong with GILFS.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou'll be quite safe, I'm not allowed to fancy older birds.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Just blew out half my evening meeting. I'm aiming for 6.30What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'll be pissed by thenOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust blew out half my evening meeting. I'm aiming for 6.30
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Ooh Mr Ambassador, you spoil us!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust blew out half my evening meeting. I'm aiming for 6.30Comment
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Lay off the meths and you'll be fine!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'll be pissed by then
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