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    #91
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What about you? What you gonna swipe from ClientCo?
    The Vietnamese cleaner.

    No-one will miss her, I'll say immigration came looking.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #92
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      The Vietnamese cleaner.

      No-one will miss her, I'll say immigration came looking.
      I'll bring the Ping Pong balls
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #93
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        I'll bring the Ping Pong balls
        I said Vietnamese. Don't be so racist. Vietnamese girls don't do dirty things like that. Now the Thais!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #94
          OK then I will bring Gary Glitter
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #95
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            OK then I will bring Gary Glitter
            Why? Can Wilmslow not make it.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #96
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Nick Fitz = Happy meal toy
              Simon Mac = piece of scrap paper
              Zippy = Pink pen with a fluffy top
              Norrahe = Handwritten complaint note to the canteenThe Faqqer = Photocopier.

              Mmmmm.
              So you've been the the canteen here then?
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #97
                Can't do Fridays as the wife won't let me play out down here on Fridays. She says I have to be home with her. i've even tried getting a note from my mum saying that I am allowed to play out with the other big kids but she won't have it.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                  Can't do Fridays as the wife won't let me play out down here on Fridays. She says I have to be home with her. i've even tried getting a note from my mum saying that I am allowed to play out with the other big kids but she won't have it.
                  Women eh?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                    Can't do Fridays as the wife won't let me play out down here on Fridays. She says I have to be home with her. i've even tried getting a note from my mum saying that I am allowed to play out with the other big kids but she won't have it.
                    Now that's a new one on me Tina? How did you change your name???

                    Feck it I want to change mine as well. Mmmmmm. Marillionfan to Gods Gift sounds good to me.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #100
                      Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                      Can't do Fridays as the wife won't let me play out down here on Fridays. She says I have to be home with her. i've even tried getting a note from my mum saying that I am allowed to play out with the other big kids but she won't have it.
                      Send her instead, by the sounds of it MF and I will probably have more fun
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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