THE BALLAD OF THE WOGGLER'S MOOLY
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered...
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Friday Poetry Corner
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Friday Poetry Corner
As requested:
Alfred J P has asked for revival...
Of a corner of this site for poetry, please.
So extract your juices of creative genius
And give your vocab glands a warm-handed squeeze.
Put hand to keyboard and show us your talents
In poetry, prose, in
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AlfredJPruffock started a topic Friday Poetry Corner - Out of work and got no money = Dead End Britainin GeneralFriday Poetry Corner - Out of work and got no money = Dead End Britain
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There's a crack up in the ceiling,
And the kitchen sink is leaking.
Out of work and got no money,
A sunday joint of bread and honey.
What are we living for?
...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 22 October 2010, 11:46.
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Friday Poetry Corner
"There Is No Indispensable Man"
by Saxon N. White Kessinger
Sometime when you're feeling important;
Sometime when your ego's in bloom
Sometime when you take it for granted
You're the best qualified in the room,
Sometime when you...
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Friday Poetry Corner - Days
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What are Days for?
Days are where we live.
They come, they wake us
Time and Time over.
They are to be happy in:
Where can we...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 17 September 2010, 12:18.
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Your Attention Please : Friday Poetry Corner
The World today is absolutley crackers - with Nuclear Bombs to blow us all sky high ....
Your Attention Please by Peter Porter
The Polar DEW has just warned that
A nuclear rocket strike of
At least one thousand megatons...
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When Fridays are really Thursdays ...
... it''s all relative you know. Poetry and all that jazz.
Relativity
I like relativity and quantum theories
because I don't understand them
and they make me feel as if space shifted about
like a swan that can't settle,
refusing...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 22 July 2010, 09:11.
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Friday Poetry Corner - Just Think !
Just think!
Some night the stars will gleam
Upon a cold, grey stone,
And trace a name with silver beam,
And it will be your own.
That night is speeding on to greet
Your epitaphic rhyme.
Your life is but a little...
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Friday Poetry Corner
Hey - Alf !
Aye - Whit ?
Are ye still daein' the Friday Poetry Corner nonsense ?
Welcome back my friends - to the show that never ends.
As its nearly Burns Night - here is one of my favrouite verses - New Years Day
written oin Hogmany with regrets...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 22 January 2010, 13:03.
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Friday Poetry Corner: Isn't Life Strange ?
Nations , religions , economies may come and go but the Friday Poetry corner remains eternal.
Dedicated to the Memory of our dear friend Fleet
Isn't Life strange ?
-A turn of the page
Can read like before
Can we ask...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 January 2010, 09:32.
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Friday Poetry Corner
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Give me a Doctor by W. H. Auden
Give me a Doctor partridge-plump
Short in the leg and broad in the rump
An endomorph with...
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Friday Poetry Corner - Awaiting on You All
Just think!
Some night the Stars will gleam
Upon a cold, grey stone,
And trace a name with silver beam,
And lo! ’twill be your own.
That night is speeding on to greet
Your epitaphic rhyme.
You life is...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 26 June 2009, 11:42.
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Alf's Final Friday Poetry Corner
Hey - Alf !
Whit ??
Time - is Passing
Time for you and Time for me - when the Sun beats down and I lie on the bench I can always hear them talk
LET us go then, You and I
When the evening is spread out against the sky...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 3 April 2009, 08:15.
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Friday Poetry Corner - In Praise of Cats
Le Chat
Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux;
Retiens les griffes de ta patte,
Et laisse-moi plonger dans tes beaux yeux,
Mêlés de métal et d'agate.
Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir
Ta tête et ton dos élastique,
Et que...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 27 March 2009, 10:09.
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Friday Poetry Corner - Nothing is Easy
Governments, Economys, Wars may come and go but The Friday Poetry Corner remains eternal - I dedicate this to anyone who may be worried about the way things are going .... Nothing is easy, you'll find
that the squeeze won't turn out so bad.
Nothing is Easy
Though...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 13 March 2009, 13:01.
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Friday Poetry Corner - Poet For Sale
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A Cloudless Night like this
Can set the spirit soaring:
After a tiring day at the Office
The clockwork spectacle is
Impressive in a slightly boring...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 6 March 2009, 11:30.
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Friday Poetry Corner - I take a bottle of wine
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I take a bottle of wine and I go to drink it among the flowers.
We are always Three
counting my shadow
and my friend
the shimmering...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 27 February 2009, 09:24.
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Friday Poetry Corner
"I and the public know what all school children learn
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return."
W.H. Auden
During the Second World War, Koestler continually spoke out against the atrocities of the Nazi regime in Germany — his...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 January 2009, 09:21.
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Tuesday poetry corner
Seems a while since we last had a Friday poetry corner, and as this friday is boxing day I decided to post something a bit early.
This is a parody by Charles Dodgson (AKA Lewis Carroll) of Longfellow's poem Hiawatha, and describes his trials and tribulations trying to photograph what...
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Friday Poetry Corner
Ladles and Jellyspoons
Welcome my Friends - to the show that never ends - lovers footballers economies may come and go but the Friday Poetry Corner remains eternal.
Fires At Midnight
I believe in Fires at Midnight
when the dogs have all been fed....Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 December 2008, 08:45.
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Friday Poetry Corner
As 2009 beckons it looks like a good year for me ahead - I know others may be less fortunate - I hear you say - Will this depression last for long ?
Where Have All the Good Times Gone ?
All my life Ive never stopped to worry `bout a thing,
Open...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 December 2008, 14:15.
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Friday Poetry Corner : The Fall
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The sense of danger must not disappear
The way is certainly both short and steep,
However gradual it looks from here
Look if you like, but you will have to leap.
Tough-minded men get mushy...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 28 November 2008, 09:53.
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Friday Poetry Corner
Oh Why Oh Why - Did I leave my Solaris hame ?
O what a smashing world this Earth would be
Would pain and care and sickness spare it;
And Fortune favour honesty and and merit
As they deserve
And aye plenty of roast-beef and claret,
Think...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 7 November 2008, 12:18.
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Friday Poetry Corner... Mind Games
I want you to make Love
not War
I know
you've heard it before
We're playing those mind games together
Pushing barriers, planting seeds
Playing the mind guerilla,
Chanting the Mantra peace on earth
...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 24 October 2008, 14:14.
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Friday Poem corner - as we've not had it for a while...
Dance Of Terror
by JustbleuWindow panes come crashing down
Amidst the tears and pain
Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away
Up above through twilight
Shadows cast across the floor
Reflections of the past
Trembling thoughts of one
Dwelling deep within...
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