I find a table called useful_docs, it has a boolean column called useful_doc, 13 rows out of 3000 are set to true. I find a procedure called findAllNonUsefulDocs that queries the usefull_docs table and returns more 99.9+% of the rows. I have no feckin idea what makes a useful doc non useful and why nearly every useful doc is non useful.

It's 11 o'clock and already I have had enough for the day.

There should be some kind of vigilante assassination squad tracking down the creators of crap like this.