Spam Opportunity :)

ah that... okay, thought you figured out name of my company which by coincidence got 12 in it

p.s. its not dirty 12.

Explanation for the hard of thinking ...

> the kind of scum you are is dozen a penny

dozen = 12

12 - 1 = 11

> In that case I suggest you contact one one the other 11.

and what do you mean by that?

In that case I suggest you contact one one the other 11.

I'm too busy promoting my newoffshore scheme anyway

well, the kind of scum you are is dozen a penny, since I know you for so long I will generously give you 20% of _sale_ price of every product that you achieve by referring people from where-ever, so long as you dont break any written and unwritten laws in process.

Sadly it will probably remain secret with you doing the marketing.

How much would you pay me to promote it ?

fiddle, my company name is great - secrecy is however its middle name

Oh Dear!

You need to be very careful with names - for example Toys'R'Us are very protective of the 'R'Us and have been known to sue - I'd suggest you bin *******'R'Us and come up with a different name.

Here's a marketing ploy you might want to try ...

www.tourettes.co.uk (Tourettes Syndrome is involuntary twitching through to involuntary shouting out of profanities in public) - I bet that boring link down the bottom gets lots of clicks.

Here's one of my similar tacks (broadband recommended) www.nenevalley.f2s.com/humpingdog.wmv

it is not inline with the spirit of my organisation to reveal itself before time - when you learn the name of my site/company you will know what I mean

Got your site up and running yet then AtW ?