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  • hyperD
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    There's a sign near my place with a green background saying in large text "Basingstoke Canal" and some wag has painted over the "C". Still makes me titter.

    Sorry, bit random.

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    What happened to the anal beads?
    Don't you still have them?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    And too many apostrophes.
    Oh, he's one of them. We don't need any more like that round here.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    And too many apostrophe's.
    BTFY

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Damon View Post
    So is this place full of people staying in Premier Inn's with too much time on their hands?
    And too many apostrophes.

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  • Ticktock
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    Thanks MS. I was stuck for a secret Santa present, but at least we know what you're looking for now

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    What happened to the anal beads?
    You're keen.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Joined looking to add to and receive.

    Am I in the right place?

    I have worked out I need a chutney spoon and a radiator key.
    What happened to the anal beads?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Damon View Post
    So is this place full of people staying in Premier Inn's with too much chutney on their hands?
    FTFY

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Damon View Post
    So is this place full of people with too much time on their hands?
    Fixed it for you.

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  • Damon
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    So is this place full of people staying in Premier Inn's with too much time on their hands?

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  • suityou01
    started a topic New whore..

    New whore..

    Joined looking to add to and receive.

    Am I in the right place?

    I have worked out I need a chutney spoon and a radiator key.
    Last edited by suityou01; 6 November 2013, 21:44.

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