Everyone was asking about my Oscar nominations at the weekend. But I dont think, 'guilty, minimum 25 years' was what they were expecting
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £5 can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend..!!!
Another cock up by South African police... They've only gone an tagged his ankle.
Oscar Pistorius has no legs but he is still better at shooting than Fernando Torres.
Roses are Red, Violets are Glorious, Never sneak up, on Oscar Pistorius
