hows about
"shocker! oops forgot the little finger cheri sorry"
or
"working as intended, RTFM N00b"
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"Go oooonnnn, smell Dubya's arse, smell it smell it smell it Go oooonnnn"
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"Tony Blair, using his invisible scissors, cuts the make-believe ribbon to mark the opening of his imaginary momument to his Leadership."
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He looks like he's just accidentally bitten the polo mint in half he's been carefully sucking for the last 2 hours.
Either that or he's been stabbed up the arse crack.
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Who says I am not under the special protection of God?
(originally Adolf Hitler)
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Blair: ATW needs these up his jacksey RIGHT NOW!Originally posted by AtW
TBliar: "How about I give you finger and you give me my call to Matrix Chambers..."
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Just like New liar said in 93,94,95,96,97,98,99,2000,2001,2004,2005
"I can assure you that it will be sorted by this time next year"
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Caption competition (27 Jun 2006)

TBliar: "How about I give you finger and you give me my call to Matrix Chambers..."Tags: None
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